Now...this is all meant in good fun. Just to prove it, I've thrown some of my OWN awkward photos into the mix (while also dragging down a few friends!). I have my own captions for these...but feel free to comment and leave your own captions. :) Enjoy!
I like to call this one.... MA'AM, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BRONZER!
This is actually me in a show at Casa Manana in Ft Worth...I think I'm mad that someone tried to take my gold purse. Or at least that's how it appears... and although I'm playing a space alien, something about this screams Bea Arthur.
Sing Song 1992? Orrrrr.....J.C. Penny 1989?
Bless. He wants to disappear into the grey wall. But no, Bruce is back on his skates and ready for the rink.
A parrot and a semi-automatic weapon. A perfect gift for the perfect couple.
This one killed me...it took me forever to see. The caption is..."Has anyone seen Aunt Sue?" Wait for it..... (hint...look at the mother's leg)
He took back the ring. An apple will do, thanks.
Maw-Maw's trip to the beauty parlor.
I like to call this one "Brother of Chucky"
We love Granny. It's her gas problem that's a real issue on our vacations.
2004 Chicken Queen and her royal court.
Family portrait turned carnival, (nice knitted booties, Grandma). I love the guy in the brown and green...he is NOT going to look away from that camera. No he's not.
Every bride's dream...a CAMO WEDDING! interestingly, only 3 guests could find the wedding party.
Ladies anddddddd gentlemennnnnn......the BACON BROTHERS!
Amazing. Chess King robbery solved.
For unto us...a dog is born. Merry Christmas, everyone.
Lanette turned 14...but she still sees dead people
Honey, I thought you said everyone was coming as lion tamers... (sorry Audra!)
